- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
I'm Lacey. I'm 21. Let's be friends.
My ask is always open so feel free to drop in and say hi.
I try to stay spoiler free so if you want to talk spoilers please don't.
No photos or gifs found here are mine unless otherwise stated.
We Drew Our Own Constellations
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!
I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.
wtf did I just do?
Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O
i don’t… i don’t know what happened.
these are cute aw ^ . ^
- Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
- Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?
- Future: Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
- iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?
- Turn: Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
- Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
- Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
- Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
- Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
- Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
- Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?
- Blog: What's something you've learned from having your blog?
Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.
….sorta scared?….
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set
look at the notes.Okay, we’ll be waiting.
Fucking shit……
What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
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Reblog if you have this:
…and are willing to share it with people that want to get to know you
I’m currently working on my first full length solo album! I’m looking forward to sharing more of my homespun recordings as they come.
The album cover is an old kodachrome photo of my father when he was a child. It is one of my favorite photographs and means a lot to me.
Please help fund and support the eventual release and spread the word! Here’s the first track, enjoy! :)
Listen/purchase: I want the real thing by Chuck Criss
